And I'm still laughing.....

He met her at the club..the strip club that is and when he saw her on that stage...he knew he had to have her....she gets done with her set and he watches her float through the crowd coming straight for him.....he knew that there was a connection and he was hoping that she had felt it too....she comes straight over and sits square on his lap.....looks him square in the face and asks him his name....they hit it off right away....she dances for him....they talk...laugh...and every time she hits the stage...he is mesmerized by her every move.....the end of the night comes and he can't seem to find her but no worries...a bouncer comes over and gives him a piece of paper with her number on it....he can't believe his luck....everyone in the building had to want her and he was THE guy....

Or so he thought....everything that glitters...ain't gold....they start talking...texting...hanging out and although she is soooo fine.....she's young and it shows....hard core....he can hardly have a conversation with her and a lot of her ways are annoying for him but he's tries hard to work with her but the night comes where he just can't do it anymore.....he's a nice guy...dresses nice...works hard and keeps himself up and that's one of the things she likes about him the most so in one of their convo's she asks him where he shops....she says that he always looks so nice and wants to know where he gets all his extra fly duds.....he replies....Kohl's....he then proceeds to explain that they have such good quality clothes for great prices and on top of the regular savings.....he always gets great coupons so he's able to get the most bang for his buck....

The look on her face kinda says it all...she looks confused.....she then proceeds to say that she's never heard of anyone shopping at Kohl's...unless they are old or children.....she then proceeds to kind of clown on HIS Kohl's....she goes on and on about how that place is so un-cool....has terrible stuff that's cheap looking and that she can't believe he actually shops there.....this doesn't sit well with him but he is trying to be kind and patient with her so he asks her..."Ok...so where do you shop..?"........she stops...looks at him with all the confidence and cockiness in the world and says...."I shop at those China/Mexican stores...."....now it's his turn to stop and look confused.... he says..." do you mean you shop at the swap meet...." and she says "yea...those are my spots...!!"

At this very moment he knows he done with this little lady...he really can't believe that she had the nerve to clown HIM....clown HIS Kohl's and she shops at the swap meet....

LOL....when that he told me that story, I died laughing......one of the funniest "dating" stories....but keep hope alive homie.....you'll find your Kohl's girl....